Showing posts with label Blogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blogging. Show all posts

June 07, 2008

You Are A Genius!

blog readability test

This blog is rated at Genius.
You read this blog.
Ergo, you are a genius!
SummaryValue
Total sentences (landing page)1069
Total words (landing page)4065
Words with 1 Syllable2025
Words with 2 Syllables892
Words with 3 Syllables519
Words with 4 or more Syllables629
Percentage of word with three or more syllables28.24%
Average Syllables per Word1.94
Gunning Fog Index12.82
Flesch-Kincaid Grade8.77

The Gunning-Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level results indicate approximately how many years of schooling it would take someone to understand the content.



Gunning-Fog Index Algorithm =
(average_words_sentence + number_words_three_syllables_plus) * 0.4
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Algorithm =
(0.39 * average_words_sentence) + (11.8 * average_syllables_word) - 15.9


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October 22, 2007

BlogRush's Traffic Jam

In mid-September, John Reese, internet marketing wizard, released BlogRush. BlogRush is a cooperative syndication widget. It's over there, in the right sidebar. It offers 5 headlines from other blogs with posts on similar topics as mine.

The basic premise is simple. I install the widget and tell BlogRush the general category into which my blog posts fall (Philosophy? Health? Fashion?) Every time a page in my blog is viewed, BlogRush puts one of my post headlines into its rotation and promotes it on another blogger's site.

Each time a reader from Very Random clicks through a headline in the widget, I get a bonus syndication credit in the blogosphere, and the other blogger has added some traffic. BlogRush redeems the credit by adding another headline from my blog to their playlist. Since BlogRush is divided by topic categories, all traffic it generates should be relevant.

There's also an Amway-style slant with BlogRush. Let's say another blogger liked the idea and installed BlogRush on his blog via a link here. Whenever his blog was viewed, he would get a credit and I would get a credit, too. Once his reader clicks through a headline, we would each earn one bonus syndication credit. And so it goes. More referrals in my network means more displays for my headlines.

The best part? BlogRush does all the work. That's ideal for the way I use my blog. I don't have to solicit new friends, work around no-follows, consider flow states or field reports. According to those who have done the math, the algorithm used at BlogRush favors smaller sites.

I'm realistic about BlogRush. My site receives an average of 75 unique visitors (first-time visitor) each week. I'm fairly pleased with that - Very Random is not The Huffington Post!

In the first week, my headlines were displayed 167 times, and 5 new readers came via the widget. Three percent click-thru is considered average performance when it comes to CTRs. (If the reason I kept a blog was to increase click-thrus, I'd put the posts in the sidebar and the sidebar info in the main section!)

Less than 24 hours after the release of BlogRush, some Probloggers (people who make their living by blogging) went ballistic about it. "It's a pyramid scheme" some posts cried, followed by the "Ponzi", "Leaking Readers" and "Violates Terms of Service" camps. Writers with 10,000-plus daily visitors to their site were complaining about delays in getting displays! (How/Where would you look for blogs that might have your headline in the widget?)

Every new technology brings out the hackers, and BlogRush was no exception. Programmers were spoofing impressions on their blogs to amass credits; making the headline widget "invisible", and using it on splogs. Some users went so far as to create new blogs with no posts and kept reloading the page to build syndication credits. I manually blocked some adult content sites from my widget. (I don't want to get a "Not Safe For Work" label!)

So BlogRush became more like blog-stall and moved to a full manual review of its members' blogs. In a broadcast email, John Reese explained that "If a blog does not meet our guidelines and criteria, IT WILL BE REJECTED from the network and not allowed to join ...They will have no access to any BlogRush services...BlogRush needs to only have members that have quality blog content."

There's no information on the criteria they'll use to assess "quality". I've been kicked out of places, sure, but never because I failed to meet quality standards. That would be quite a blow.


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Incidentally, I get Stumble-d-Upon about 60 times per month.

BlogRush Goes to Green

I'd forgotten about BlogRush.

Today, I received this email from John Reese, internet entrepreneur extraordinaire:

Congratulations!
You are receiving this update because your blog has passed our strict
Quality Guidelines and criteria -- we believe you have a high-quality
blog and we are happy you're a member of our network!
Now that I'm in, I went back to check on my stats.

      Your Traffic Today: 54 unique visits
      Your Traffic Last 7 Days: 284


Right now, that's the only data on the BlogRush stats panel, but I can check my referrals through a different analytic tool. I've recorded 8 visits via the BlogRush widget promoting my headline on some other blogs over the past week. I could probably find out the stats since BlogRush launched, but it's not relevant to me. Bottom line: I forgot all about BlogRush, and I still have around 3% CTR.

A month into BlogRush's launch and John Reese's team is still sorting out bugs in the reporting and impression system. Some Probloggers continue to warn their proteges against using the widget, saying it's a bad idea to let your readers discover other blogs.

I don't want to be that protective of my readers.
There are niche blogs, with their pillar posts and corridors of authority; and there's Very Random, a cubbyhole with a hook where I can hang my hat.


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August 23, 2007

Keeping Kids Safe

Three weeks ago, I introduced readers to the Bulletproof Backpack. This is a real product, designed by Mike Pelonzi and Joe Curran of Boston. You can view the Product Page at MJ Safety Solutions.

I made the joke about Kevlar for Kindergartners. Just a few days later, I read about U.K.-based BladeRunner that has responded to parent requests for improved safety in school uniforms with its unique Kevlar Blazers. Send BladeRunner your child's outfit and they will add a Kevlar lining to it. Real product.

Then Trutex, another uniform supplier in the United Kingdom, showed off its product development team who are working on a way to incorporate GPS in its school uniforms. A safety net for parents, the microchip in the waistband or collar will allow them to monitor their child via a secure website. Schools are in the pro-camp for these devices - the chip's being touted as a tool to reduce truancy. In fact, according to surveys conducted by Trutex, only "children aged over 13 were less enthusiastic, fearing it would mean that their parents could spy on them." The teens can relax for this school year. The product team still has to find a tamper-proof circuit that doesn't break down in the wash. Still real, just not on the market yet. (Insert your own "No Child Left Behind" jokes)

Today, all the talk seems to be about Toddler Taser brought to you by Bulletproof Baby. Metro (U.K) covered the product testing of a stroller yesterday.

Bulletproof Baby is a viral marketing site linked to Shoot 'Em Up, not an actual supplier of protective gear and equipment. Was Metro really fooled? Some of its readers were. From a post at Jack-be-Nimble: "At first I wasn't sure if it was a parody or not and then I realized that it was not."
Really? You weren't tipped off to any satire even though the order desk is located in Iowa?!


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June 28, 2007

Very Random. Mother Approved.

Online Dating
Use of hurt(2); breast(1)

Mingle2 - Online Dating





Dammit! If I swear a little more or reference some body parts then maybe I can get a PG Rating and draw a larger audience!

Too bad the rating is only available with a link to the dating site.
Note: No diligence performed on the dating site. The link to the site is part of the code to display the sticker. I can't get the Rating Sticker without providing the link.

MPA (Canada)



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June 25, 2007

Fluky Tidbits

 border-style:none; Christopher Buckley's
Latest Lampoon

Blogger Cassandra Devine introduces Voluntary Transitioning as the solution to the U.S. Social Security crisis as Baby-Boomers retire.

Buckley's satire is based on this:
In 1950, 16 workers' contributions to Social Security in the U.S. funded one retiree.
In 2032, it is projected that only 2 workers will fund a Social Security beneficiary. (MacLean's June 18, 2007)

Cassandra's suggestion includes incentives to Boomers who volunteer to die at retirement age. It's ridiculous (isn't it?) to offer euthanasia to a generation in the name of fiscal economics...Watch what happens to Generational Divide after her blog posts.

Scared of the Social Security side of the novel? Then, read Boomsday (Twelve, Hatchette Book Group, 2007) for its secondary characters - the Congressman with Presidential ambitions, the sleazy Chief-of-Staff, the out-spoken Pro-Lifer, the back-room politics...and some of the best lines are given to The President.

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It's chilee in Chile

Anyone else find it odd that 47% of traffic to this site originates in the U.S., compared to just 34% from Canada?

The point of this pie-chart is just to point out the 2% of readers from Chile!





Plus, P. J. O'Rourke

An explanation of Adam Smith's thrilling 3-volumes on the mercantile system and economics...part of O'Rourke's "Books That Shook The World Series".

Even O'Rourke's sarcasm can't dismiss the relevance of Smith's economic theories..more than 200 years after he published them. Let's just say that O'Rourke's interpretation is plenty different than my Econ profs at university!

You just gotta admire that someone read the original 900 pages and offered up such an amusing summary!


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June 11, 2007

Survey Says...

Finding it hard to provide a clever post just now.
Here's an update to tide you over a day or two.

Gloria has less than a month to get the gazebo painted!

[Original Post]

Poll Results
Is it Acceptable to Replace Chris's Vote Completely?
Yes-there is a consequence18%
No-we all make mistakes24%
It's Gloria's turn to paint the Gazebo59%


Please don't forget about this:

Wish Counter
739 wishes were made
6147 wishes were sponsored
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How To Do Anything

May 17, 2007

Go, Go engadget Blog

Want to know the power of a blog?

Yesterday, a popular technology blog, engadget, put Apple investors into a panic.

At 11:49 a.m., the blog featured a post that declared it had information "from a trusted source" that the long-awaited Apple iPhone release would be delayed until the fall. It went on to state that Apple's much delayed new Mac Operating System, Leopard, wouldn't be ready until 2008.

Over the next 6 minutes, Apple stock tanked on massive selling. The sell-off trimmed an estimated $4 billion off Apple's market capitalization value. Market cap is just one indicator of a company's value (shares outstanding x current stock price).

It turns out the email engadget received was fake! Apple quickly notified engadget that the email "did not come from Apple. Apple is on track to ship iPhone in late June and Mac OS X Leopard in October."

engadget retracted the post, but insists the phony email originated at Apple.
Dr. Claw was unavailable for comment.







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April 23, 2007

Breaking News

I'm on the leading edge. Ahead of the game. At the forefront of the news. By extension, so are you, fine readers.

The weekend paper featured information on measuring one's carbon footprint. It discussed offsetting industries. It referenced some of the same information sources I had noted in my earlier post on this topic. Coincidence, you say. Pshaw! Eerily, a particular online carbon calculator was described in one article as "watered-down"; exactly the way I had described it.

Over the past two weeks, measure your carbon shoe size has been among the most popular Google searches to lead a reader to my blog.

Google the phrase 'measure your carbon shoe size' and my post is the #1 result ! That's ahead of the Global Climate Change Research Explorer, a site that summarizes all research on climate change and global warming.

My post about the research on obesity and food addiction was published on this site three full weeks before the papers picked it up.

Stephen Colbert's new ice cream flavor - 10 days ahead of the game, and a month before he brought it to his show!

Luckily, I don't face the same editorial review processes of the print media. I can fill as many or as few paragraphs as I like. I don't intentionally fast-track stories, and I impose my own kind of censorship.

I am my own content editor. Two weeks ago, I chose not to publish a funny Google Maps error, because it just became too mainstream. Sure Google engineer, you swim across the ocean!

Context plays a role in my posts, but not nearly to the same degree as in the legitimate news world - I would never had gotten away with writing about pirated stem cells in the established media.

Want to stay current? Check out the Headline News section in the right side bar. Your choice of 3 news source headlines.

Want to be ahead? Keep reading my blog.




April 05, 2007

Google Gave Me a Giggle

A Google writer engineered a great practical joke for April Fool's Day. At Google Blogoscoped, he described a new tool developed by Google for bloggers.

It's called Google Writer. Not only does it promise to provide the blogger with links to relevant information about any topic, it also

suggests a title, some key quotes from other blogs and some interesting sites, images, and videos about the topic to facilitate your research. You can choose those that interests you and let Google Writer create some context around the quotes. Google Writer has a big database...and it's able to create grammatically-correct sentences. It also learns your writing style from the previous articles, it knows your favorite authors, sites and your interests.


What a great idea! Right now, I have 26 drafts sitting on my Editing Dashboard. That's just this site! I also maintain Road Trip which has a few drafts; and the blog that started it all for me: No Access to Health Treatment. That one only has a couple drafts on its dashboard.

I'll just feed GoogleWriter the main idea and it can guide me through the rest of the writing and editing. Those drafts will move into the Published realm in minutes! I especially love that Google Writer is capable of learning my writing style. Then readers won't be able to discern an original Chris-post from a Google/Chris collaboration. (Although, since it has taken me 30 years to develop my writing style, I'd naturally be disappointed that a computer program could pick it up quickly.) Another benefit is that, presumably, there'd always be fresh material - no more 12 day gaps in posts.

The whole idea reminds me of The Hook by Donald E. Westlake. Someone else does the work and you get all the credit. When I put it that way, it reminds me of many work environments too.

Here's what really amused me: some people were trying to sign up for the service. Some people are so desperate to find shortcuts or look for an easy way out, that they are looking for someone to write their posts for them. Is somebody really willing to let a computer program 'create some context' around a few keywords? Imagine the results!

Forget AdSense! I'll sell blog posts. Supply me with a few keywords and I can create some context for you. I think I can charge more today than I did in High School.



Fee Schedule
Word CountQualityCost Untitled / Titled (USD)
<250Mediocre$150 / $175
251-450Mediocre175 / 200
<200Clever250 / 350
201-400Clever375 / 500
AcademicContact me for estimate


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January 11, 2007

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I've been asked on several occasions to write a post where the focus is on peanut and nut allergies...just to see the types of ads that would display. Maybe one day, when we're low on 'life is cruel to Chris' stories.

November 16, 2006

Not Clever Enough

I would make a terrible newspaper columnist.

I am simply not clever enough to write something witty every day, let alone days in advance.

You may find it hard to believe, but there are times when events here are simply not very amusing. That's not exactly true. What I mean is that sometimes the entertaining story doesn't have wide-enough appeal.

Other stories are interesting enough and have broad appeal, but I'm just not talented enough to represent it in a 40-second read and convey the humor well.

Just being honest...and keeping you here for 27 seconds.

October 29, 2006

Game of Tags

Technorati isn't hearing my pings. I've claimed this blog, got Technorati tags in my posts and a Technorati search on the page. The site's been verified and checked.

It all worked fine for a while.

Thank you for advising me that the problem continues. I hope to completely resolve it soon.

CL