Not Clever Enough

I would make a terrible newspaper columnist.

I am simply not clever enough to write something witty every day, let alone days in advance.

You may find it hard to believe, but there are times when events here are simply not very amusing. That's not exactly true. What I mean is that sometimes the entertaining story doesn't have wide-enough appeal.

Other stories are interesting enough and have broad appeal, but I'm just not talented enough to represent it in a 40-second read and convey the humor well.

Just being honest...and keeping you here for 27 seconds.