January 14, 2009

Heated Argument Ends In Gore

Ashley Sherlinki, of Luzerne County, PA was arrested and charged with simple assault and harassment Sunday night after she allegedly impaled her boyfriend, Eric Dixon, with a meat thermometer. Read More...

Sherlinki threw the thermometer when Dixon opened the door, after she'd been banging on the door. The nature of her beef was not revealed in the article.

I've no doubt that West Wyoming Police grilled Sherlinki in the interrogation room during the investigation.
The media is likely to skewer Sherlinki, as this type of event is rare in Wyoming PA, a town of about 3400.
I'm certain that Sherlinki will express some degree of remorse at her court appearance later this month.
Her goose is cooked!


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing she had a steak in why he wasn't opening the door in the first place.

Anonymous said...

Well done!

Anonymous said...

So, yeah, she had a cow over something, but maybe the guy's a prick.

Christine said...

{Groan} to the steak comment - My take from the article was that the couple doesn't compromise...you know, they need to MEAT in the middle, rather than let the argument get out of control.

{Groan & Applause} to Well Done - Wish I'd been clever enough to put that one in the post!

{1/2 Groan} - Sorry, but it seems like a lot of work to pick up the sharp object/impale/gore thread... Maybe we can just agree that it's possible the guy's a TURKEY?

Anonymous said...

Follow up to this Rare story.....
Although the police had her in custody , she managed to escape and is now on the lamb in her Mercury (sounds like a chicken )- Officials say she had no grounds for the degree that she took this beef -

Christine said...

Nicely done.
The story actually reminds me of that scene in The Big Bus - the bar fight - "Watch it, he's got a broken milk carton!"